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New Flash?!

2008-03-22 14:13:05 by jenova-absolute

I made it last night, well I started at like 2am and finished at 7am XD
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
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Give Wade's Beard some Love!

2008-03-03 16:20:10 by jenova-absolute
Updated

C'mon people, Wade is the original bearded Fulp, where is he nowadays anyway?

Anywhoo to change the subject I was looking at some of my old reviews today, its funny how people change.

10/10
"Excellent"
submission: FF Tribute - Chocobo Mix
date: December 26, 2003
''Ive seen it a hundred times and its still cracks me up'

Haha, man, I used to love legendary frog, like every 13 year old, but how things changed!

4/10
Erm"
submission: PICONJO's Legendary Fight
date: November 19, 2004
'Could you please respond to this and tell me what the fuck piconjo is because everyone else seems to know.'

Lmao, thats funny considering I've made 4 piconjo flashes to date since then :P

7/10
"Damn"
submission: Metal Gear Crisis 1.1
date: April 3, 2005
'Ive never give an LF movie a low score but these sitcom jokes are getting really old. No wonder so many people like piconjo since he has you in tears with his movies. I also think it sucks that everyone is saying "I love all your movies" to LF and saying nothing to Nalo although he did most of the animation. Well I say NALO, you rock.'

Now that I think about it, NALO probably sucks cock too. And so were reach End Game!

0/10
"Mate"
submission: The Hobbit - Act I
date: November 22, 2007

'Firstly, you're several years late in parodying lord of the rings. The second criticism is that your drawing skills have improved a pathetically small amount in the last several years and your humor is still that of a 12 year old. The over exaggerated Sauron voice is fucking annoying as is pretty much everything in this flash. You still seem to think having posters with your other characters on in the background is cool but the only people that will even care are the 12 year olds and fat anime fangirls that dominate your site. Here's a crazy idea, how about for once you make a flash that isn't a parody?'

Man the fun times that were had. If you're a long time NG user you should try looking at some of your old reviews, you could end up surprising yourself 'Did I write that?'

p.s. my beard>wade's beard>tom's beard


Metal Gear Whoresome

2008-02-26 21:34:03 by jenova-absolute

What? I just wanted to be popular :(


Not out of the game...

2007-12-09 21:29:21 by jenova-absolute

hopefully :(

Not out of the game...


Large Wooden Badger

2007-12-04 20:51:39 by jenova-absolute

Tekken 6 is gonna be lol! http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=koHPHDYm -Hg

I have lost all ability to do anything.


Some Good Movies

2007-09-02 19:52:25 by jenova-absolute
Updated

I was dangerously bored so decided to write up some films, or rather THE films you have to watch, and I mean HAVE to watch. Unlike a lot of movies the following are not a waste of 1-2+ hours, after seeing them you'll be inspired, they'll help you get things done faster, make you more imaginitive and want to honour them by creating something worthy of comparison (something I am yet to do), something that will be helpful to not just animators but everyone, and most of all some of them will make you laugh a fuckload! Some might not be on anyone elses greatist film lists and a few might be oldies that everyones seen a million times but they're still great. So here they are in no particular order.

The Big Lebowski (I watch this at least once a month :| )
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (This too)
Glengarry Glenross (Greatest acting performance ever)
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Eraserhead (wtf?!)
Evolution (way overlooked, Reitmans great Ghostbusters formula makes you root for the average guy, plus great comedy performances)
Oldboy
A Bittersweet Life
The Royal Tenenbaums (Best film soundtrack?)
The Life Aquatic
Donnie Darko (or maybe this has the best soundtrack?)
Hero
The Producers
Blazing Saddles ("Where the White Women at?")
The Prodigal Son (Two words...Yuen Bao )
Gozu
Ichi the Killer
Delicatessen (Colourful, Crazy and Carnivalesque)
Animal House
Downfall
Scary Movie (Parody at its Best)
Airplane (Here too)
Ghostbusters (Who you gonna call?)
Back to the Future Trilogy (Fleas third film on the list!)
Alien Trilogy
Predator
Police Story
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (I miss funny Jim Carrey)
The Mask
Akira
Battle Royale
Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure
The Killer
Clerks
The Usual Suspects
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Belleville Rendezvous
Barton Fink ("I will show you the life of the mind")
Running Man("There are innocent people down there!")
Total Recall
Withnail and I
Perfect Blue
The Hudsucker Proxy
Fargo
Mall Rats
Sin City
Shaun of the Dead
Hot Fuzz
Dawn of the Dead (1978)
Evil Dead 2
Apocolypse Now
Jacob's Ladder
Hard Boiled
Mexico Trilogy
Pulp Fiction
Twelve Monkeys
Star Wars
Easy Rider
The Terminator
The Matrix
Enter The Dragon
Trainspotting
Monty Pythons The Holy Grail
2001: A Space Oddesy
Blade Runner ("Him say you Brade runner")
Fight Club

I left out craploads of films, and I still have so many films to watch which I know will become some of my favs, but next time you're thinking of wasting time, or doing something unholy, put on one of these films and have a lol.


Flash Animation Basics

2007-08-19 09:33:41 by jenova-absolute

I've started a tutorial which will hopefuly be useful to aspiring artists located on rtil's great new site Anipedia
here it is!



So whats going on, I havent got a clue. Err, theres lots of flash I'd like to make, I haven't submitted anything in ages but I really wanna complete something to contribute to the site. I've tryed over the last several years but it seems I just can't develop a personal style like succesful animators like david firth who seems to come up with a new and ingenius style with each flash he makes. I wanna make some proper flash since the closest thing I have to that is moogle adventures, the first and only episode which I look back at today and lol at because of the poor graphics and piconjo schism which even though it's a piconjo flash I look back at it and say, wow, I managed to compose the many scenes and assemble them into some kind sense, I feel like I could never do that now.

I started a project a while back that I haven't completed and don't know if I will so I may aswell share some of the little art I have. It's jenova from FF7, and no its not some fanboy faggery, its something I thought would be interesting and allow me to be origional storywise which is hard considering I'm using an already created character.

Anywhoo! I hope to stop bumming around and make something soon!

You're entering a world of pain.


Redesign

2007-07-20 16:57:55 by jenova-absolute

Kiss my face!