jenova-absolute's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[GUM]

You rocked the cock

Nice work, great effects like the lampost hit. Nice little idea, of course it would have been better if he turned into symbiont chewingum spiderman and shot pink goo from his cock, snoogins.

[Zelda: Heart for the Hero]

Pretty Nice

Some nice backgorund drawing. Didn't make me laugh but I suppose it would make some do so. It's a bit late for zelda parodies so I think you could do better with your drawing talents, a nice flash, deserves a front page but as its just a short kinda webcomicy thing it shouldn't be in the top 50, let alone number one, above the real legend. Keep up the great drawing but keep down the parodies! Nice work all in all.

sexysexybicycle responds:

I wasn't trying to be timely with this cartoon. I know this game is way old, but I just like it. I agree about the top 50 though! As honored as I am, there's WAY better and more intricate stuff on this site than mine. The Real Legend beats the pants off me in terms of Zelda parodies too. I'm sure my initial spark will wear off soon, and the masters can take back thier throne. I don't mean to be ungrateful, but I totally agree.

[The Best Flash Movie Eva]

Haha, awesome

On the hidden jems forum post in the news section I posted a link to your flashes and said you don't get enough credit, I think thats why its on front page XD

[Awesome the Hedgehog]

Made me laugh

At last, some one realises sonic sucks, I mean, why play as him when you can climb up walls with knuckles?

[sdkjhjasdhja the movie]

:(

Man, I always fifen you guyses flashes since they're so great but this one seemed like forced randomness... kinda cliche :(

[Silent Hill 2: CE]

T'was alright

Was hoping you'd put the bit in about the chansaw and then the fact he has the plank of wood in the cutscene and you did. Nice work, the humour was alright, no stolen simpsons jokes like LF and the animation was frame by frame so all in all good job.

[TANKMEN 1.5]

Good Job

Voice acting is great and so are the scripts, great work.

[Piclownjews of the World]

My friends call me murphy...

You call me...Robocop

Takeshi Kitano ftw

[Final Fantasy VII]

Well...

Well, the humour was a lot better than Legendary Frogs as you actually made up your own jokes but there were a lot of problems. It got kinda boring and the commentary you made on the game wasn't really witty and were just things we've all thought about like 'Why dont they just shoot him' that really didn't need to be in a movie. The animation was standard tweening, the Red XIII and Cait Sith were traced, also a couple of small things, its lucrecia not lucresha and Turk. See the thing is you should really be making FF fan flashes when you're like 14, then you get better and make origional flashes and then when you're badass at animating you go back and do a frame by frame awesome FF animation but 18 is way to old to be knocking out this kind of stuff, by the way you'll probably get front page or something as the sad truth is there are a lot of 13/14 year kids on NG who find this stuff hysterical and also stupid cutesy 18+ yo girls who will like it but thats not really the audience you want your film to get is it? My advice, make something origional.

Jenova

Mandalorian-Jedi responds:

I can't really tell if that's a compliment or not...

[Immortal Piconjo]

Piconjo <3 j00

;_;

Chubaka responds:

<3