jenova-absolute's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[I Am Metal Slug]

That licked balls

No really... And a slug is a bullet, hence the name metal slug.

BMack24 responds:

exactly why did it 'lick balls,' as you so eloquently put it?

and i know, read the comments.

[Bench]

Uber Kawai!!!

I love you Zekey! Nice flash, I had better say that or the gaybot will delete my review

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

ex dee

[TWEEN: A Flash Odyssey]

Lol

When I was the title I knew it had to be you. Nice work.

rtil responds:

haha. thanks jenova

[Awesome Compilation Vol 5]

Snoodle pops

The flash was great but the short cartoon was fucking hilarious! Whoever is making that shit up on the spot needs to be in more of your flashes, think about it.

Egoraptor responds:

I assume you're talking about the first extra? It was me and my friend Tamus just doing some improv. Most of my material comes from conversations like that, you may see more in the future!

[Zelda: Heart for the Hero]

Pretty Nice

Some nice backgorund drawing. Didn't make me laugh but I suppose it would make some do so. It's a bit late for zelda parodies so I think you could do better with your drawing talents, a nice flash, deserves a front page but as its just a short kinda webcomicy thing it shouldn't be in the top 50, let alone number one, above the real legend. Keep up the great drawing but keep down the parodies! Nice work all in all.

sexysexybicycle responds:

I wasn't trying to be timely with this cartoon. I know this game is way old, but I just like it. I agree about the top 50 though! As honored as I am, there's WAY better and more intricate stuff on this site than mine. The Real Legend beats the pants off me in terms of Zelda parodies too. I'm sure my initial spark will wear off soon, and the masters can take back thier throne. I don't mean to be ungrateful, but I totally agree.

[Final Fantasy VII]

Well...

Well, the humour was a lot better than Legendary Frogs as you actually made up your own jokes but there were a lot of problems. It got kinda boring and the commentary you made on the game wasn't really witty and were just things we've all thought about like 'Why dont they just shoot him' that really didn't need to be in a movie. The animation was standard tweening, the Red XIII and Cait Sith were traced, also a couple of small things, its lucrecia not lucresha and Turk. See the thing is you should really be making FF fan flashes when you're like 14, then you get better and make origional flashes and then when you're badass at animating you go back and do a frame by frame awesome FF animation but 18 is way to old to be knocking out this kind of stuff, by the way you'll probably get front page or something as the sad truth is there are a lot of 13/14 year kids on NG who find this stuff hysterical and also stupid cutesy 18+ yo girls who will like it but thats not really the audience you want your film to get is it? My advice, make something origional.

Jenova

Mandalorian-Jedi responds:

I can't really tell if that's a compliment or not...

[Immortal Piconjo]

Piconjo <3 j00

;_;

Chubaka responds:

<3